i'm doin' this backwards! where are my manners???
hi! i'm ruby! and i'm stinky and itchy but lovable, as long as you don't try to steal my treats! hide the catbox when i come to your house, or i'll eat all the kitty poop and then kiss you!
it's good to be here on petster. that bad friendster booted me off and i lost all my good friends. will you be my friend now?
woof woof!
hi! i'm ruby! and i'm stinky and itchy but lovable, as long as you don't try to steal my treats! hide the catbox when i come to your house, or i'll eat all the kitty poop and then kiss you!
it's good to be here on petster. that bad friendster booted me off and i lost all my good friends. will you be my friend now?
woof woof!
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Re: woof!
Wed, February 11, 2004 - 1:52 PMwelcome!
and you are welcome to my kitty poop.
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Re: woof!
Wed, February 11, 2004 - 2:41 PMi eat kitty poop because it tastes goooood to me. my person calls it 'little almond roca treats'.
but i don't like cat litter. it gets stuck in my teeth.
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Wed, February 11, 2004 - 2:28 PMyou go ahead and eat the poop when you visit. please, help yourself. Then the humans won't have to do the scoop duty and pull faces all the time. We can call it recycling! Hurrah. Eating poop is good for the planet.
er, or something.
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Wed, February 11, 2004 - 2:42 PMawright! thanks! my person won't let me at the kitty poop. i stand at the bathroom door and whine, but she just sez no.
uh, yeah! recycling! i'll tell my person that!
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Wed, February 11, 2004 - 6:03 PMHahaha...my dog housemate likes to eat cat poop too! But she's usually in the kitchen begging for food so she doesn't go pstairs to the cat box much.
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Wed, February 11, 2004 - 6:53 PMooohhh, you so cute..even if you have kittypoo breath!
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Thu, February 12, 2004 - 2:12 PMI eat poop beacuse it's rich in minerals! -
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Thu, February 12, 2004 - 2:47 PMand in cat food! it's like cat food, only pre digested. uh, wait. i guess that's what it really is.....uh....mfff. -
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Thu, February 12, 2004 - 4:07 PMRuby, you're totally hot. And tell yo mama that not only is poop rich in minerals, it's also full of B vitamins and beneficial bacteria (as well as the bad bacteria, unfortunately). If your mom is concerned, she can try giving you nutritional yeast or kelp--she can sprinkle a serving over your regular food. The Philistine who dares call herself my "owner" (ha!) has friends who have a dog who used to eat poop, and she mostly stopped after her diet was supplemented with nutritional yeast. My brother Eric and I go nuts for the the yeast, we loves it.
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Thu, February 12, 2004 - 4:17 PMyo zehitler! you's one fine lookin' kitty youself! i'll tell my person about the yeast! she used ta give it to me, and i liked it. of course, it coulda been 'cuz it was on top of chicken and rice..... -
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Fri, February 13, 2004 - 1:32 PMWoof! Woof! I don't eat kitty poop but I sure like to sniff it! Wag Wag Wag Wag Wag. I like to chase cats but if they stop and stare at me real mean I get scared. Woof! I found a smelly rotten kitty skull in the vacant lot and brought it back to bed with me! Woof! I thought my pal Flubber would be happy about the gift I brought for him but he took it away from me. But I found it in the bushes the next day! Yum Yum! Wag Wag Wag. I don't like coyotes, they are my sworn enemies GRRRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOF. But sometimes they leave fun things for me in the vacant lot! And why does Flubber call it a vacant lot???? There's lots of fun things there. Sticks, poop, green grass to chew, sometimes an empty can of cat food that I get to lick. Yum Yum!
Woof!
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 9:38 AMPoop is no good to eat, but when it's all dried out it's awesome for KITTY SOCCER!! WOO HOO!
I don't know why mom takes away our toy when she finds out. Mew. And then she scrubs at the floor with this weird wet smelly stuff. She's no fun. -
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Tue, February 17, 2004 - 7:57 AMKitty soccer is a great game! Blue and I play when we can, but often the poop is taken away.
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 12:26 AMcrumpled pieces of tinfoil were the great love of my predecessor.
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:52 PMi prefer shredding paper...doesnt matter what kind...tissue, newspaper, magazines...anything that will make the house look like a hamster cage -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 12:46 PMi could overnight you some kitty poo. -
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Fri, February 20, 2004 - 12:32 PMhmmm...i wonder how fedex would handle that one?
one can only dream.....
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Thu, May 27, 2004 - 2:20 PMI love da kitty poop. It's my favorite. Tastes good.
My doctor man tell me that it's the one thing all dawgs love. Now my brother Elvis has ta jump high and crawl through a teeny little hole. Shit, I can git through that. I just wait until mama not home.
She smacked my butt last week. Twice in seven years, both for da poop. But I gotta have it. Gotta have it. We could start a "kitty treat" club n git the poop out to all da dawgs. -
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Sun, June 6, 2004 - 12:22 PMMail order kittie poop sampler pack! We've got your tabby, siamese, manx, all right there organized in a ready-to serve plastic tray!
I still think rotten cat skulls left by the coyotes are best, though....
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Thu, June 10, 2004 - 5:17 PM>shudder!<
you creatures are SICK! sick, i tell you! abominations, the whole stinky lot of you!!!!
sssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!
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Re: woof!
Thu, June 10, 2004 - 6:04 PMThe drooler in our house is always after what "her majesty" calls, kitty Rocha...ug...then he tries to lick us. ug. Winslow, my younger adopted brother, lets him and lets the dog sniff his butt too! I wonder about him sometimes......
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Thu, June 17, 2004 - 12:06 AMyes, i wonder about the abomination, as well. yet, i can't help but appreciate her function when it comes to cleaning out the litterbox, since the wab drops the ball on that one.... -
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Thu, July 1, 2004 - 6:08 PMMy mom doesn't have a cat, but at least I've made a deal with a neighbor cat so I can get my fix.
Never tried the litter coated kind...does it taste better than from the yard with a side of grass?
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Fri, July 2, 2004 - 2:31 PMI like the litter, but not the kind that has the smell...the smell kind makes me feel icky inside. -
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Tue, November 16, 2004 - 7:52 AMI LOVE kitty poop too! My mom gets so mad when I eat it. She tells me it's gross. BTW, I'm Loki! I'm a year old and I'm full of energy! I love to run and chase things. I like to chase my kitty Miss Daisy around the house, but she loves me anyways. I can't help it, I have to chase anything that moves!
And I love to chew! If my mom leaves me alone to long I'll chew all her shoes and her remotes. Anything I can find that tastes good. One Day I even ate the linoleum! hehehe...Now she takes me to work with her!
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